I feel nothing
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse.
I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
orlando bloom jumping up and down on harry’s bed
The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.
Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.