I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
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Secrets of a Champagne Addict
Time to Drink Champagne and Dance on the Table.
(via youknowyourebritishwhen)
i’m just gonna laugh over this for a few hours
(via one-man-and-his-moose)
As requested
If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
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How Animals Eat Their Food [video]
THE WHALE. I DIE.
(Source: pleatedjeans, via l-o-v-e-megan)
And the Yorkshire version as requested [x]
Wellesley, MA
(via theanimalblog)
Friendly reminder that this exists.
not my gif btwTHIS IS THE FAMILY THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD. THIS IS WHAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN! THEY COULD HAVE BEEN A HAPPY FAMILY TOGETHER! SIRIUS WOULD TEACH THEM ALL THE PRANKS AND LILY AND REMUS WOULD REMIND THEM NOT TO FORGET THEIR STUDIES. ALL OF THEM EATING CHRISTMAS DINNER TOGETHER AND HAVING GATHERINGS WITH THE WEASLEY’S AND HERMIONE. THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED BUT NO, VOLDEMORT LIKES TO RUIN EVERYTHING AND DESTROY LIVES.
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